Sunday, June 15, 2008

Who's to Blame for Repubs Winning the White House? Why, Whitey, of course!

No, no, there's no racism in this statement, just pure truth, unadulterated and clear like spring water (except the kind infected by Giardia, which is most spring water).

In the last ten presidential elections, Republicans have won the majority of white male voters. Even Clinton, in his trouncing of Bob Dole and George Bush, lost the white male vote. In fact, he lost the overall male vote to Bob Dole in 1996 (my fact-checkers are researching whether he also lost the overall male vote to Bush in 1992).

The only reason Clinton or any other Democrat has had a prayer of winning the White House boils down to one thing: women voters. Women overwhelmingly vote Democrat, even in close races. Al Gore demolished Bush by 25 points among women voters. John Kerry owned a whopping 24-point margin over Bush among women voters. It was only the male voters in general, and white male voters in particular, who allowed Bush to win (see, it wasn't Nader, it wasn't Bush's cronies in the Supreme Court - OK, maybe it was the Supreme Court).

Bob Dole held a slight lead over Clinton among male voters, but Clinton won the election handily thanks to crushing good ol' Bob among female voters.

So "liberals", I have one thing to say to you: get men to vote Democrat. Don't even worry about the women, their vote is in the bag. Get after the men, the white men. That's where the money is.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

money is, indeed! all the money all the power all the votes. the best prez money can buy, mate.